So by now we have all seen this picture of Michael Phelps chongin the bong…
I just wanted to drop my 2 cents, I’m sorry but if this kid can go out and party and take some bong rips and still end up with this…
Then I say leave the damn kid alone. What is great is all of his sponsors know he is worth so much money that they can’t afford to drop him. Here are a couple bonus photos of Phelps out living the Fucking dream.
PEACE
So, I was reading a comment posted about an article saying how this person (we’ll just call him Jordan) was concerned that this site was reminding him of a consumer reports magazine as of late. He brought up an older post about an open forum of guests guessing where Jahan (the Kosher Kannon) would contract his first STD on tour. Allegedly he came back clean. This made me laugh. It also got me thinking, as fate would have it our curly haired friend is about to embark on tour number two. This time he will be on a tour bus instead of an RV which in my mind means he will have a greater chance of scoring a sweet venereal disease. So it’s time to bring it back, it’s a little game that is similar to “Where in the World is, Carmen San Diego?”, this game is called “Which city will the Kosher Kannon ignore common sense and possibly United States Law, and get what is coming to him?”. We all know the rules, take a look at the tour schedule and make your guess. Guess early and guess often!
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if your looking for something to do on new years come spend it with Sunday Never Comes. As many of you have read a few posts below this one that Brandon will be in Las Vegas for Red Bull NO LIMITS. What an awesome event they got planned. Here in California I will be holding it down in Santa Cruz working @ The Catalyst on Dec 30 and 31. Come join me.
So I have been sick the last few days, and not that thats not bad enough but I have had ex girlfriend drama thrust upon me as well. So needless to say it is Wednesday and I need to have some mother fucking FUN! I need to rage it like it is Labor Day Weekend in Tahoe. If you are in or around the Sexramento area, holler at me and lets rage. I need to blow off some serious steam. Another Vodka Red Bull experiment possibly??
So last night was what seemed like Jahan’s 6th or 7th last night of going out before he left for touring. Good times had by all once again though. Props to the bartender girl at Hacienda for the 3 Vodka Red Bulls for 7.50 deal all night.
So I want to start a pool based on which city Jahan, the Kosher Kannon will contract a Venereal Disease while on tour. A list of tour dates is available on www.theexpendables.net so if you see a city on there that strikes your fancy for Jahan getting the clap or the ninja or just your run of the mill case of crabs, let me know!
So I am here to reiterate just how disgusting and Jewish Jahann (the Kosher Kannon) is.
The wheels were put in motion on Friday when him, Jeff, and I went up to Tahoe to kick it with some of his buddies. The first night started off pretty standard, some beer pong, a few vodka red bulls….. fun stuff. Then Tuckey gets the idea to go to the bar when we are all on the verge of being blacked out wasted, of course we all agree that it is the best idea so we go. I remember talking to one hot girl and apparently singing to her as well. Remember that at this point I am totally blacked out. I then continued on to hit on two fat girls, that thank God didn’t secome to my sexual advances. After I punched a moving car going about 45 we then got kicked out of a cab and were forced to find other means of transpo. The next day we went out on the river and floated while drinking some more, it was the shit… bachelorette parties on the river and just hella people having fun and drinking in the sun. We continued the Vodka Red Bull experiment that night and we all again blacked out, classy I know. Sunday was a lot of the same.
Now lets get to Monday… the day of the Kosher Kannon. We were just suppose to hang and chill but then there were like 8 or 10 people at my house and we just started playing drinking games at 5pm. Two count em Two bottles of Patron and 90 beers later, K.K. (Kosher Kannon) had made a deal with the devil. Free cocktails at the Folsom bars for nailing what can only be described as a man disguised as a 6 foot tall woman. Needless to say that son of a bitch pulled it off and is now soaking in a bath of bleach chlorine and probably his own urine. Congratulations K.K. you have just prostituted yourself out for cocktails! So if you are in Folsom and you see us out tonight, don’t be shy to tell him what a douche bag he is, or buy him a drink because what he did was F’ing Awesome!
So check it, after being up at Burney Falls for like 4 amazing lake and drinking filled days, we cruised down to Chico to kick it with Jahann or Johan or how ever he spells it. What I’m about to talk about will be more for those of you in Florida as I would imagine most everyone right around here knows what I am talking about. I’m talking about The Expendables. I knew my buddy works for them and has told me how legit their shit is but when I was there on Saturday night and saw them for the first time… Well it turns out he wasn’t lying, they are legit. Check them out, it’s like a Reggae-Party-Punk sound that allowes them to have songs that rock a mosh pit and songs that are hella chill. It was rad to see what looked to be about 1000 people knowing every word to every song they sang. So if you are in Florida or somewhere else and don’t know them, you better ask somebody and check them out (they are going on tour starting next month).
After the show the streets of Chico were absolutely jam packed with students and non partying like crazy, hit a few house parties and a few bars and a few games of beer pong later it was a 5 am affair that included a drive through visit in a cab. All in all a good F’ing time….
down in slo and had to get the trip started off right with a night with my boy ted. we made our ways to bulls tavern which is your local dirty ass watering hole. last night they had this great drink special. everything is $4 (except for patron) when johnny cash is on the jukebox. of course my jewish ass throws a few bucks in the jukebox and makes sure johnny cash is playing all night. some folsom prison blues, ghostriders in the sky, and greystone chapel. lets just say the next 15 mintues was filled with jameson, jager, and don julio.
best way to start a trip down to slo…….i still got 14 more days here lets see what trouble i can get myself into.
We are always current on our events and the new stuff that we cover but I am going to switch it up a little and go back in time. I want to give some love back to the original players in the 4 major hip hop elements. First person I would like to cover is Martha Cooper. Some of you may have heard of her, but most of you probably haven’t. She is one of the first people ever to gain access to photograph the emerging street scene in New York. Her focus was on a few new trends catching on in the city amongst kids. She soon realized that her findings were all related as well. The 4 elements of hip hop were coming together for the first time.
I really appreciate all that Martha Cooper has done for the game, and even better she has the underground mentality. She explains how she enjoys photographing what’s the new thing that no one has caught onto yet, but once everyone blows it up she loses interest. Just goes to show you that anyone can be an underground head at heart. Check the video out. Let me know what you think.
I will include a few more installments on the elements of hip hop through out the week so stay aware…..
budweiser? anheuser-busch? the american icon? wow, man…next thing you know we’re going to be slanging General Motors, c’moooon……you do realize that shit got sold right? for $52,000,000,000 (yes fifty two billion dollars) to inBev a belgium brewing company aka “boss hoggin”, “run the world” cause the US $ is wizzeaaakkk. heres a flick.
well, the hype is real…sorry im too drunk off budweiser to tell you the whole story so check it here
“Anheuser-Busch Bought By Belgian Firm”
BRUSSELS/NEW YORK (Reuters) - U.S. brewer Anheuser-Busch Cos Inc accepted a sweetened $52 billion takeover bid from Belgium-based InBev NV to create the world’s largest beer maker and end a month-long standoff.
InBev, which makes Stella Artois and Beck’s, agreed to pay $70 per share for the maker of Budweiser, up from its original unsolicited bid of $65 per share, both companies said on Monday. The improved offer marked a 27 percent premium to Anheuser’s record-high stock price in October 2002.
The deal, which analysts expect to gain regulatory approval, would be the largest in the industry and the third-biggest ever foreign takeover of a U.S. company.
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