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Saturday, December 20th, 2008So my friend showed me this video last night and I thought I would share it with all of you. It’s by Jon Lajoie. Show me your genitals.
So my friend showed me this video last night and I thought I would share it with all of you. It’s by Jon Lajoie. Show me your genitals.
You will recognize this guy from MAD TV…
This guy is the Frank Caliendo of Hip Hop
So if you haven’t seen this yet, watch it. This is apparently a huge insult in Baghdad. Watch old Bush bobbin and duckin and weavin. Shit’s hilarious.
So you think your BMW makes you a baller? Maybe your 7 Jeans, Ed Hardy shirt, and Dior sunglasses make you feel like you’re “doin it”. This right here though is some next level shit, like Oh My God, I don’t know what to do with all of my money status. Maybe this will motivate everyone to take there “Scrooge McDuck Paper Stack” to that level. Peep it.
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So during the South Carolina vs LSU game on Saturday a nasty hit was layed upon the quarterback from South Carolina… and not by anyone from LSU… Check it out.
Frosted Flakes
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”
Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.” He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then…..” he sighed, “…let’s put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.”
So I read this and got a good quick laugh out of it. Check it out cyber highwayers…
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will
have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you
will have received a $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the
gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!
oh… and if you choose to drink good old American Light Beer, choose one that will keep your money in the U.S. as Budweiser was bought by In Bev Brewing of Belgium…. Coors Light is what I recommend….. Cheers!
So last night was what seemed like Jahan’s 6th or 7th last night of going out before he left for touring. Good times had by all once again though. Props to the bartender girl at Hacienda for the 3 Vodka Red Bulls for 7.50 deal all night.
So I want to start a pool based on which city Jahan, the Kosher Kannon will contract a Venereal Disease while on tour. A list of tour dates is available on www.theexpendables.net so if you see a city on there that strikes your fancy for Jahan getting the clap or the ninja or just your run of the mill case of crabs, let me know!
So I am here to reiterate just how disgusting and Jewish Jahann (the Kosher Kannon) is.
The wheels were put in motion on Friday when him, Jeff, and I went up to Tahoe to kick it with some of his buddies. The first night started off pretty standard, some beer pong, a few vodka red bulls….. fun stuff. Then Tuckey gets the idea to go to the bar when we are all on the verge of being blacked out wasted, of course we all agree that it is the best idea so we go. I remember talking to one hot girl and apparently singing to her as well. Remember that at this point I am totally blacked out. I then continued on to hit on two fat girls, that thank God didn’t secome to my sexual advances. After I punched a moving car going about 45 we then got kicked out of a cab and were forced to find other means of transpo. The next day we went out on the river and floated while drinking some more, it was the shit… bachelorette parties on the river and just hella people having fun and drinking in the sun. We continued the Vodka Red Bull experiment that night and we all again blacked out, classy I know. Sunday was a lot of the same.
Now lets get to Monday… the day of the Kosher Kannon. We were just suppose to hang and chill but then there were like 8 or 10 people at my house and we just started playing drinking games at 5pm. Two count em Two bottles of Patron and 90 beers later, K.K. (Kosher Kannon) had made a deal with the devil. Free cocktails at the Folsom bars for nailing what can only be described as a man disguised as a 6 foot tall woman. Needless to say that son of a bitch pulled it off and is now soaking in a bath of bleach chlorine and probably his own urine. Congratulations K.K. you have just prostituted yourself out for cocktails! So if you are in Folsom and you see us out tonight, don’t be shy to tell him what a douche bag he is, or buy him a drink because what he did was F’ing Awesome!