This is Jarron Gilbert, defensive end out of San Jose State. He’s 6′5″ and 287 pounds. And he’s going to jump out of a swimming pool.

So, I was reading a comment posted about an article saying how this person (we’ll just call him Jordan) was concerned that this site was reminding him of a consumer reports magazine as of late. He brought up an older post about an open forum of guests guessing where Jahan (the Kosher Kannon) would contract his first STD on tour. Allegedly he came back clean. This made me laugh. It also got me thinking, as fate would have it our curly haired friend is about to embark on tour number two. This time he will be on a tour bus instead of an RV which in my mind means he will have a greater chance of scoring a sweet venereal disease. So it’s time to bring it back, it’s a little game that is similar to “Where in the World is, Carmen San Diego?”, this game is called “Which city will the Kosher Kannon ignore common sense and possibly United States Law, and get what is coming to him?”. We all know the rules, take a look at the tour schedule and make your guess. Guess early and guess often!

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I’m sorry but this ish cracks me up.

So my friend showed me this video last night and I thought I would share it with all of you. It’s by Jon Lajoie. Show me your genitals.

You will recognize this guy from MAD TV…
This guy is the Frank Caliendo of Hip Hop

It’s called the wine rack and I suggest that you make your girl friend or whatever buy one. You can get booze into anywhere. It holds 25oz of your favorite hooch. So yea, I just saw this and thought I would share it with everyone.

So if you haven’t seen this yet, watch it. This is apparently a huge insult in Baghdad. Watch old Bush bobbin and duckin and weavin. Shit’s hilarious.

So you think your BMW makes you a baller? Maybe your 7 Jeans, Ed Hardy shirt, and Dior sunglasses make you feel like you’re “doin it”. This right here though is some next level shit, like Oh My God, I don’t know what to do with all of my money status. Maybe this will motivate everyone to take there “Scrooge McDuck Paper Stack” to that level. Peep it.

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So during the South Carolina vs LSU game on Saturday a nasty hit was layed upon the quarterback from South Carolina… and not by anyone from LSU… Check it out.