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So, I was reading a comment posted about an article saying how this person (we’ll just call him Jordan) was concerned that this site was reminding him of a consumer reports magazine as of late. He brought up an older post about an open forum of guests guessing where Jahan (the Kosher Kannon) would contract his first STD on tour. Allegedly he came back clean. This made me laugh. It also got me thinking, as fate would have it our curly haired friend is about to embark on tour number two. This time he will be on a tour bus instead of an RV which in my mind means he will have a greater chance of scoring a sweet venereal disease. So it’s time to bring it back, it’s a little game that is similar to “Where in the World is, Carmen San Diego?”, this game is called “Which city will the Kosher Kannon ignore common sense and possibly United States Law, and get what is coming to him?”. We all know the rules, take a look at the tour schedule and make your guess. Guess early and guess often!

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I’m sorry but this ish cracks me up.

if your looking for something to do on new years come spend it with Sunday Never Comes. As many of you have read a few posts below this one that Brandon will be in Las Vegas for Red Bull NO LIMITS. What an awesome event they got planned. Here in California I will be holding it down in Santa Cruz working @ The Catalyst on Dec 30 and 31. Come join me.

I am always snooping around the internet, depending on the time of year, time of day and who i’m with i am usually looking up different sorts of things. Clearly, as you all know, we are about have a presidential election - for those of you who didn’t see the 3rd and final debates last night, let me tell you, it was greeeaatt. I still do not understand how people can be retaawded’ enough to vote for john mccain. I mean shit, the guy is a wack job - plus he sticks out his tongue all the time. Don’t believe me? here are multiple photos from Yahoo! news, for some reason the photographer fails to mention in every description of the images that is really fuckin weird to stick out your tongue in pictures. Especially if youre the presidential nominee. So here you have it, proof that john mccain is psychotic.

FYI - these are all from last night’s debate

This is pretty good. Pretty slick, neato, real macgyver like. Have you ever wanted to call someone to translate important information but didn’t want to actually talk to them? How often is the phone ringing; ring, ring riiiing, and you are praying that the other end doesn’t pick up? You don’t want a hello, you want an answering machine. Voicemail - so you can say your piece, get to the point, and be done with it. “Hi starbucks, I can’t come in to work today because i woke up and my car had been broken into” when in actuality it had been towed because you parked it illegally and were too drunk to move it after the strip club and the bar.

Meet: Sly Dial



Slydial is a new service that directs phone calls directly to voicemail. Users dial 267-SLYDIAL (267-759-3425) and when prompted enter the phone number of who they’re trying to contact. Most phones receiving the call won’t ring at all before sending the call straight through to voicemail; the caller ID displays the caller’s phone number as usual. The service is free if you listen to a short ad, but there is also the option to pay 15 cents per use or $4.95 per month for unlimited usage. We love that slydial can be used to avoid the awkwardness of actually interacting with someone when cancelling plans or calling in sick to work but it might also come in handy as a courtesy when calling someone who may be asleep or busy.

seriously, try it, it works. now go get your excuse on.

So I am here to reiterate just how disgusting and Jewish Jahann (the Kosher Kannon) is.
The wheels were put in motion on Friday when him, Jeff, and I went up to Tahoe to kick it with some of his buddies. The first night started off pretty standard, some beer pong, a few vodka red bulls….. fun stuff. Then Tuckey gets the idea to go to the bar when we are all on the verge of being blacked out wasted, of course we all agree that it is the best idea so we go. I remember talking to one hot girl and apparently singing to her as well. Remember that at this point I am totally blacked out. I then continued on to hit on two fat girls, that thank God didn’t secome to my sexual advances. After I punched a moving car going about 45 we then got kicked out of a cab and were forced to find other means of transpo. The next day we went out on the river and floated while drinking some more, it was the shit… bachelorette parties on the river and just hella people having fun and drinking in the sun. We continued the Vodka Red Bull experiment that night and we all again blacked out, classy I know. Sunday was a lot of the same.
Now lets get to Monday… the day of the Kosher Kannon. We were just suppose to hang and chill but then there were like 8 or 10 people at my house and we just started playing drinking games at 5pm. Two count em Two bottles of Patron and 90 beers later, K.K. (Kosher Kannon) had made a deal with the devil. Free cocktails at the Folsom bars for nailing what can only be described as a man disguised as a 6 foot tall woman. Needless to say that son of a bitch pulled it off and is now soaking in a bath of bleach chlorine and probably his own urine. Congratulations K.K. you have just prostituted yourself out for cocktails! So if you are in Folsom and you see us out tonight, don’t be shy to tell him what a douche bag he is, or buy him a drink because what he did was F’ing Awesome!

So check it, after being up at Burney Falls for like 4 amazing lake and drinking filled days, we cruised down to Chico to kick it with Jahann or Johan or how ever he spells it. What I’m about to talk about will be more for those of you in Florida as I would imagine most everyone right around here knows what I am talking about. I’m talking about The Expendables. I knew my buddy works for them and has told me how legit their shit is but when I was there on Saturday night and saw them for the first time… Well it turns out he wasn’t lying, they are legit. Check them out, it’s like a Reggae-Party-Punk sound that allowes them to have songs that rock a mosh pit and songs that are hella chill. It was rad to see what looked to be about 1000 people knowing every word to every song they sang. So if you are in Florida or somewhere else and don’t know them, you better ask somebody and check them out (they are going on tour starting next month).

After the show the streets of Chico were absolutely jam packed with students and non partying like crazy, hit a few house parties and a few bars and a few games of beer pong later it was a 5 am affair that included a drive through visit in a cab. All in all a good F’ing time….

 www.theexpendables.net

Norm MacDonald is a funny motherfucker. I wish they would still give him some movie roles. In case you didn’t see the Roast of Bob Sagat, you missed a classic act of comedy and Norm Macdonald at his best. Instead of getting up and easily telling the dirtiest jokes possible like everyone else, Norm caught everyone off guard and stuck to a set of outdated G rated jokes. His set was unexpected and ridiculous and although the audience didn’t really get it, you can tell how great this was by the other comedians reactions. I’m posting the video of his set at the roast and a classic norm macdonald appearence on conan for any doubters of Norm’s awesomeness. Enjoy.

Buket TKO (aka Cyrus Yazdani) is one of the most prolific graffiti writers of all time and he has been pinched, caught, fucked, hemmed up, whatever you want to call it….this shit is for real.

Growing up in northern california I have been seeing his shit up everywhere for as long as I can remember, from Las Vegas, to Seattle, to Colorado, to Portland, and to the Bay Area. I remeber a few months back he hit the top of these huge drive in movie theatres off of Highway 50 in sacramento, the shit was probabaly 20 feet wide, 6 feet tall and around 70 feet up in the air. A week or so after he hit the drive in movies, I noticed a huge block letter he did on a 100 foot water tower near the garden highway in sac which read prominently: “B U K E T”. He is in TKO - a graffiti crew consisting of some of the most savage graffiti writers in the country. Well, I guess like they say, what goes around comes around. Buket TKO was arrested a few months back in May and is standing to face trial on 32 counts of felony vandalism, and if convicted on all charges, will face 10 to 14 years in prison (latimes.com). That is crazy to me…..anyways, it is one of the, if not the, most prolific graffiti writer ever to be caught and charged with such audacity. The only one I can think is GKAE from MSK crew in the mid 90’s who ended up doing around 5 years in prison when he was convicted.

Here is the whole story - see below for some footage of crazy ass “Buket” hitting a freeway overpass in the middle of the day;
“A man described as one of Los Angeles’ most prolific taggers, whose daredevil antics were featured on YouTube, was charged today with 32 counts of felony vandalism. The charges come after what authorities called a yearlong graffiti spree that caused hundreds of thousands of dollars in property damage.

Cyrus Yazdani, 24, a professional graphic artist known on the street as “Buket,” faces a maximum sentence of 10 to 14 years in state prison if convicted of all counts, authorities said. Yazdani, who was arrested Tuesday, was on probation for a 2007 felony vandalism conviction.

His “Buket” moniker has been splashed…”
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Buket is nuts, check this. also, in the video intro thats evidence of dilated peoples, not Buket - the news got it wrong.